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Nonchalant untouchable

A high value, physically attractive, charismatic and generally fit person who tends to gets noticed and is considered very approachable by the opposite sex - who may go to great lengths to make themselves easily accessible to the nonchalant untouchable.

While a neurotypical may consider this ideal, the nonchalant untouchable simply does not care - they set the bar to prompt escalation from their end extremely high, even if they find the other party attractive.

Can refer to either gender, however the term is mainly used to refer to biological male chads who avoid procreation despite having excellent game and stats.

Not to be confused with asexual. As a nonchalant untouchables can be very much sexually driven but they tend to rarely - if ever - show it.

Males who fit this definition tend to have a very innate first hand understanding of hypergamy and have their guard up at all times around women, especially since they know how most
women behave around him regardless of the presence of their significant other.
Average guy 1: "Dude, did you see how that girl was hitting on Eeshan right in front of her man?"

Average guy 2: "Yeah that's your average tuesday for the guy. You wouldn't even believe that he's still a virgin at 25."

Average guy 1: "No fucking way he can't be that high of a nonchalant untouchable.

Average guy 2: "You bet."
by zarzarbinkz August 19, 2025
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Nonchstalgic

A mix between nonchalant and nostalgic.
To be nonchstalgic is to feel nostalgic but not really caring about the exact moment you’re nostalgic about.
It’s like floating on memories without attaching importance to them.
I was scrolling through old photos yesterday… I wasn’t sad or happy, just nonchstalgic.
by Skip-The-Dishes August 21, 2025
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basicly, a guy who mogs everyone else and is shady, good looking, and doesnt care
Damn how is that guy so nonchalant
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Are you talking about Jacob? He’s a right nonce!
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nonchatuff

The combination of the words "nonchalant" and "tuff."
Why is Timothy so nonchatuff?
Wow, we have a Nonchatuff Timmy over here!
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