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Anyone who hates murtlover69 is a stupid fagtard and deserves to burn in hell forever
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Anyone who hates murtlover69 is a stupid fagtard and deserves to burn in hell forever
by MurtLover69 February 2, 2025
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by Historymike47 February 4, 2025
Get the murdersection mug."You can stand in line till da cows come home and da slow customer at da service-desk is still not gonna budge, but da moment you decide to plop down and comfortably settle yer tushie on da floor, DAT'S precisely when da line will start to move again, and then you'll hafta hastily "up, periscope!", putting even MORE strain on yer achy leg-muscles!
Carrying a skateboard to sit on can allow you to somewhat alleviate da "Murphy's Law of sitting down" debacle, since you can scooch yerslef forward more easily without actually having to groaningly stand up again, but unfortunately, many stores/offices take a dim view of bringing wheeled toys into their checkout-lanes or waiting-rooms! :P
by QuacksO January 21, 2026
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1. When you're stingy about gas reimbursements even though you come from an affluent family and your car gets 35 MPG
1. When you're stingy about gas reimbursements even though you come from an affluent family and your car gets 35 MPG
by Chat_Ape_PepeMonkey January 24, 2026
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by Zuramaru January 28, 2026
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Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about?
Person 1: You're a murph!
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about?
Person 1: You're a murph!
by ILikeFemboys69 February 17, 2026
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