Dick Tater

The two potato-like, nuts that hang in a sack from beneath the penis.

Mr. Johnson, how long has it been since you launched a love rocket? mhm, i see..and how are your dick taters?

Dick Tater by deluks October 16, 2008

Dick Van Dyke 

A lesbian so butch she may as well be a man, definitely an insult

Is that a guy?
Nah, she's a dick van dyke, man.

Dick Van Dyke by asaia August 11, 2011

Dick Weasel 

A small creature that fits in the center of one's palm and when frightened will scurry under the covers of one's bed. Dick Weasels become hungry very easily and should be fed often. Usually blue in color.

Dude, did you lose your Dick Weasel the other night, I found one in my bed.

Dick Weasel by Hobohut90 June 15, 2009

dick-finger 

The type of guy who fingers a girl and thinks his finger is a dick. Usually a meat head.

That dude is a total dick-finger!

dick-finger by 4katy October 25, 2009

Dick cheese 

When you call someone Dick cheese, they'll either 1. laugh, or 2. fucking wants to rip your face off

1.Fuck you, you little piece of Dick cheese!!

2. Hey DICK CHEESE, GET OVER HERE *laughs*

Dick cheese by JokermakerYT April 21, 2020

Dick Fingers 

An invention developed by Octopenis Inc in order to make scrotal and shaft function more convenient for the male. Dick Fingers being a particular one of these inventions, deals with several metal prongs attached to the tip of the penis with a circular loop that enables the male to do such things as type on a keyboard or put in a pin number at a bank with their dick.

I was eating a bagel with both my hands, and decided to finish my report on African Slave Trading with my dick using my brand new Dick Fingers.

Dick Fingers by Wisconsin Braves July 5, 2010

Dick Biscuit

When a white person thinks and acts like he/she is really black and more bad ass then anyone else.

This is pretty much just another word for a big poser

Any person that you believe is a poser or wanna be is a perfect example of a dick biscuit.

Dick Biscuit by UniRaven May 24, 2009