Dick Bat

1. A strongly annoying animal or being.
2. A bat in Terraria that constantly knocks you off platforms.

Person A: Man that dick bat will not shut up about his new car... he follows me everywhere!
Person B: Surely not man! He seems like a nice...
Dick Bat: Hey guys have you seen my new truck its a 73 ford ranger...
35 minutes later....
Person B: You were right man, he is a real dick bat...

by Brawson October 22, 2011

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Pickle Dicking

When a man leaves his penis in his wife's/lover's vagina and/or anus for hours after ejaculating inside of it.

I fell asleep so fast after coming, I ended up just Pickle Dicking it.

by Poket November 20, 2011

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Donkey Dick

An unusually large penis.

Person 1: "Hey man, why do they call it 'BIGDICKRICNETWORK'?"
Person 2: "It's because he got that big ol' donkey dick!"

by BDRNETWORK December 11, 2022

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Dick-fil-A

A gay friendly restaurant chain where gays can satisfy their appetites. They serve both chicken & dicken. They are headquartered in San Fagcisco.

Rump Ranger: A dick-fil-A opened in my neighborhood.
Butt Burglar: Yeah they are opening one in my neighborhood too.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 7, 2021

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Dick Bong

Major Richard Ira Bong (nicknamed Dick Bong) was one of the most decorated American fighter pilots. He fought in WWII and shot down 40 Japanese aircraft. He died at the age of 24, testing a new fighter jet.

Now we laugh at his funny nickname which sounds like a creative way to ingest weed only using your body.

en . wikipedia . org / wiki / Richard_Bong

Person 1: Oh my god his name was Major Dick Bong!
Person 2: That sounds like what you call using piss as bong water!
Person 1: Dude what the fuck is wrong with you

by InterstellarTars March 3, 2021

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