nut crab monster

a legendary crab that only feeds off sweet nuts, but is also known to enjoy cornflakes. He roams woodland an seaside areas.BEWARE THE NUT CRAB.

two boys enter a small woodland area.
Boy 1: dude what was that noise
boy 2: dunno.. sounded like the cry of a wild crab.
Boy 1: oh my days its the nut crab monster.. RUNNNNNN

by the poon assasain May 16, 2010

Random Nut Attack

When you are hit in the balls with a small object causing Small attacks of giddiness in your genitals, and an excrutiating pain and scream!

At my birthday party Heather threw a bracelett at Broughan causing random Nut Attack!

by Missy Missy Poo Poo July 20, 2011

Sucks a left nut

Originated by Jim Eldridge.

The phrase means to suck beyond all comprehension and reason. To suck worse than even sucking a regular nut.

"Check out the camber on this wheel arm, and the tread loss on my back tire, man. That sucks a left nut!"

by Peter Bradstock May 8, 2004

ass nut butter

it is when a guy puts peanut butter on his penis and shuves it up a womens ass and jizzes witch leaks out to create ass nut butter

example "dude that girl wanted me to ass nut butter her"

"really did you shuve it in her ass"

"hell yah" :P

by mr.smarterass April 3, 2009

crazy go nuts

adjective. Used to describe situations in which things are at an unbelievably great state.

Why'd you have to stop us? Things were about to get Crazy Go Nuts!

by Alex April 18, 2003

puss nutted no load

One of those guys who wants to blast you in the face . And with the promise of a fire-hose like experience. Except it's more like the end of an aerosol whipped cream can experience.- Just a little piddle! Oh boooo!!! BORING!!!

Big John promised me a fun night. Turns out, he's a puss nutted no load! Where the hell is Denis Leary when you need him?

by dirtybird95 May 23, 2009

stuck on my nuts

A girl who is into a guy and everything he does ,to this girl, is so right in her eyes. She cant leave him alone for some reason.
OR:
The male in the relationship is so good at sex that the girl cant leave him alone. She always keeps comming back for more.

"Man that Lauren girl is stuck on my nuts bad"

by Lyn8732 May 8, 2008