Skip to main content
An acronym for "Engagement Retard" for people that create gossip or start drama over things just for fun especially when they know nothing about it or don't even care about the subject in question, and often telling lies about it to start trouble.
Man, these E Tards have no real life at all. Oh great, another E Tard creating problems just to create problems.
E Tard by Enlightened Dude July 8, 2025
E Tard mug front
Get the E Tard mug.
See more merch

E Money Dangle 

The act of ejaculating into your Christmas sock, and proceeding to play tug of war with the Sock and a chihuahua
I just got back from doing the E Money Dangle man you missed out
E Money Dangle by Nickles8 July 12, 2025
Related Words
emo ethan Emily emma e ella Evans eric Eli. elijah
when some silly people have a virtual gooning sesh over discord, snapchat, or ig
Yo bro Mat and Haven just had E-sex!
E-sex by Brook one piece July 15, 2025
bum, harasser, pedophile, autistic.
- possible meanings.
You're a fucking E-lace when you talk to children.
The digital or online version of a printed book, often less familiar to physical book enjoyers due to stricter screen time limits imposed by parents. Unlike physical books, e-books can be subject to more scrutiny in households that prioritize limiting screen time durations.
I wanted to read an e-book, but my parents said I had to stick to physical books because of my screen time limits.
e-book by Emotional Cruiser July 20, 2025
E100
Ee1000 is one fe and one fe is E 100
E 100 by El Pseudonymio July 31, 2025
An E.Kud masculine. Alt spellings: Ekud, E-Kud
Or a Sehctud feminine is a romantic partner that simultaneously hates your guts but is also completely obsessed with you. 90% of the time these relationships will turn toxic right away but not let you leave and then the relationship will usually progress to dangerous stalking behavior. Proceed with caution & document everything.
How is everything going with Michael?

Not too great. Michael turned out to be an E.kud and now I’m thinking about ending things with him for good.
E.kud by Katy_Kaboom August 4, 2025