watermelon god

The watermelon god is one of the few amazing gods. The watermelon god is the ruler of all things and is what everything in life revolves on. If the watermelon god is with you , you know your safe in life. Praise the Watermelon god.

Hey did you hear about the watermelon god, I heard it's amazing.

Ever since I started worshiping the watermelon god my life has changed for the better!

watermelon god by Totally not the watermelon god November 29, 2019

satans sacrificial waterfall 

Literally just a girls period.

Is satans sacrificial waterfall gone yet?

satans sacrificial waterfall by Yeahnahyeah May 12, 2016

walter jr 

Walter jr is very kind and gentle and specifically approachable. He really likes breakfast.

walter jr kind gentle approachable breakfast

walter jr by Katlover September 28, 2013

Watering can 

The action of urinating after sex when you are still bunged up with semen and your wee goes all over the seat and floor.

Girl: Why is the bathroom floor all wet?

Boy: The watering can is bust

Watering can by the rellie May 10, 2007

Waterparks

Waterparks is an American rock band formed in Houston, Texas in 2011. The group currently consists of lead vocalist and rhythm guitarist Awsten Knight, backing vocalist and lead guitarist Geoff Wigington, and drummer Otto Wood.

A:Did you go to the Waterparks concert?
B: YEE, It was amazing!

Waterparks by Ember-Galaxy January 21, 2018

Watermelonium 

A rare isotope of niggalionium type 420 that is created by applying 69 niggawatts to a hood melon.

Ayo nigga I got a pound of watermelonium and I’ll sell it for 500 dollars.

Watermelonium by Negroidian420 March 22, 2019

Watership Down 

A truly epic (used in the actual sense, not the modern sense) book by Richard Adams about of a group of semi-anthropomorphic rabbits who make their way across the English countryside in search of a new home. Though built on a simple concept, it is a grand tale of adventure, full of dynamic characters, intense action, suspense, mythology and mystery.

And it's not just a kid's book. Read it, you'll fall in love with the story of Hazel, Fiver, Bigwig, Blackberry, Dandelion, and El-ahrairah.

(At library)
Jerky teenage boy: This place blows, lets go!
Librarian: Here, read this book, it's about rabbits.
Boy: Sounds gay, but whatever....
(One week later)
Boy: Holy shit, that book is f**king amazing!

"Wisdom is found on the desolate hillside, where none come to feed." -Lord Frith, Watership Down

Watership Down by thedoctor700 May 26, 2011