The water bottle crisis

When someone has an excessive amount of empty plastic bottles in their room

Dude! Whats up with the Water Bottle Crisis up in here?!

by GaiaW August 18, 2023

nebraska water

Commonly known as "Barton's", it's a brand of Vodka. If you live in Nebraska and you don't know what Barton Vodka is then you must be living under a rock

"Yo what's in your cup?!"
"That Nebraska Water bro!"
"Ayye shoutout to the homie Barton am I right"
"Hell fuckin yeah"

by Hahahahahahaokay October 13, 2015

my water broke

ariana grandae is ugly like your fucked mom

uh oh babe my water broke.

by annda October 24, 2022

water parrot

Two men butt fucking sideways

Do u want to water parrot

by Seth Faircloth March 15, 2018

Dog water

Something horrible.

You: Do you like this cup?
Me: No, it's dog water.

by IamNotTheScratcher12345 September 1, 2021

Vegan Water

Putting tofu in plain clear water with lemon as garnish

Mike: I’m vegan. Do you have any vegan water?
Me: “gives interested face.”

by doodHigh June 2, 2023

Urine Water

A type of drinking water that is mixed with locally sourced urine. A commonly offered beverage in northwestern Ohio.

I’m really thirsty and I hope you’ll pass me that pitcher of urine water.

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024