Purdue Cancer Kid

Shorthand description for people like Tyler Trent, the 20 year old osteosarcoma bone cancer patient who inspired unranked Purdue to upset #2 Ohio State in football in 2018 after saying in a ESPN College GameDay feature regarding his cancer prognosis "The immediate future in my mind is that Purdue beats Ohio State next Saturday".

Has gone on to represent ANY inspiring person adopted by a sports for inspiration. Especially potent if accompanied by a feature story on ESPN by Tom Rinaldi.

When I saw Tom Rinaldi do the 6 minute feature story on the Purdue Cancer Kid, I knew immediately we were gonna lose.

Purdue Cancer Kid by cgorange November 28, 2021

Savage Fight kid 

Massive nonce and could easily get murked by a Toddler

person 1: "Is that Savage Fight Kid?"
person 2: "Yeah, I wouldn't approach him, he's a weirdo"

Savage Fight kid by CDpunkplays123 December 2, 2021

hat on brocoli kid 

edit my insta

hat on brocoli kid is better than little gum boy

hat on brocoli kid by imbetterthanyousooooosuckit December 9, 2021

Ah my kid is falling! 

Another word for a slide

Person 1: oh look at your cousins enjoying herself on the, ah my kid is falling!

Person 2: you mean the slide?

Ah my kid is falling! by Oh no our table! It's broken! December 19, 2021

No-Quarter Kid 

An idiot. In reference to children that would walk up to an arcade cabinet and instead of asking their parents for a quarter to play, would just grab the joystick and mash the buttons and would think they are playing. This is because they are dumb and don’t know how anything works. Similar to anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers.

“The government is putting micro chips in the vaccine!”
“Oh, you were a No-Quarter kid weren’t you bud?”

No-Quarter Kid by SammyCrates January 5, 2022

You're booty kid

When you suck at a video game.

Paul: *Gets shit on in a game*
Demauriel: You're booty kid.

You're booty kid by MeMeSrUs2115 January 27, 2022

Force field kid 

The person who always has to be right or one up you; i.e. the kid on the playground that would always have to win at playing make-believe, extending into adulthood by the manipulation of information not known to everyone.

"okay kevin that's a hit, you take 13 points of bludgeoning damage"
"actually i'll use my Uncanny Dodge ability to take half the damage, then i'll use my reaction to activate my parry battle maneuver in order to make a counter-atta-"
"Kevin. Don't be a force field kid."

Force field kid by calibus January 28, 2022