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A trump

A noun and or verb.

Any literal or figurative piece of shit.

1) A turd or piece of shit.

2 Bowl movement or the act of releasing ones bowls.

3) Any worthless, detestable or contemptible person or thing
Defined as; any literal of figurative piece of shit.

"Will you watch the kids for a few minutes? I have to send trump his breakfast/ lunch or dinner."

"Your dog took a trump on the carpet!"

"Damn! It smells like trump in here."

I thought that I was ready for the quiz but I took a real trump on it in reality.
by Liquor store Willie April 6, 2022
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Trumping

When you’re wanking off two dudes at the same time….
I just saw Rudy in his room trumping with his mouth wide open!!
by THEChristoXo July 4, 2022
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Trump

(n) - 1. A burst of flatulence that explodes from the anus mid-defecation, causing a spray of fecal matter to cover the inside of the toilet bowl and also often covering the posterior and genitalia of the person sitting on said toilet with a coating of shit as well.

2. The metaphorical human equivalent of the first definition.

A portmanteaux of the words, trumpet and dump. (v) - trumping or trumped (adv) - trumpily or trumpishly (adj) - trumpish or trumpy. (syn) shart or guff-and-follow-through (british)
Last night, when I was taking a shit, I trumped so hard that I blew shit all over the toilet, my balls, and all the way up my back.
by Mister WarBeast February 15, 2024
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Trump Facts

A piece of false information that is presented that conflicts with facts or evidence that is used to persuade people to challenge factual information or evidence.
The 45th President of the United States routinely used Trump Facts to counter scientists' opinions about the Corona Virus.
by HB_Hoss November 14, 2020
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trumped

to ruin something to diminish something to remove its value
Have you seen the stock market today down 1000 points that all trumped up
by BIG T FRANK March 23, 2020
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trump

trump means poop a lot and is a big but
poop trump
by agkoester@sccs.cnyric.org December 1, 2021
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Donald Trump

47th, and current president, of the United. He shouldn’t have won the election, but a bunch of angry young dudes who can’t get laid put him in power to strip away people’s rights.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump’s son, Baron, got caught committing rape sometime in the next few years.
by This is my handle okay February 13, 2025
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