dick tea 

The water in the toilet bowl after you touched it with the tip of your penis

I accidentally made dick tea at work. I got weird looks when i tried to clean my dick by the sink.

dick tea by Koolguy914 April 17, 2016

Dick-Suckable 

When a girl is kinda fine but you'd only let her suck your dick. Not much else.

Damn that girl Denyse is straight dick-suckable

Dick-Suckable by randombeanwisdom May 1, 2016

Dick Tape 

Def.1: Used in response to one is who over expressive and needs to be brought back to baseline. Akin to having a massive boner in public when totally inappropriate - one should tape that boner against their waist or belly (depending on length).
"Dude, grab some dick tape and calm the fuck down."

Def.2 : Similarly to definition 1, When a woman is over zealous, she must tape a dildo on and achieve orgasm to calm down. "Grab some dick tape, strap it in, and take a step back, girlfriend."

Dick Tape by Horpel Krufkin October 1, 2016

Dick Vision 

When someone has dick on the mind, they will stop at nothing to get laid regardless of what anyone says to try and stop them.

Yo, Krista had some serious dick vision the other night.

Dick Vision by Britton16 April 13, 2017

Dick knocker 

The tentacle that attaches to you pelvis and that you shove In a vagina. Seriously it’s a fucking dick every guy has one unless your Asian.

He played with his dick knocker

Dick knocker by Dildo destroyer December 14, 2017

Dick Sniffles 

When your nose starts running from sucking dick; most commonly happens from deep throating.

She sucked my dick so good she got the dick sniffles.

Gimme a break, I've got the dick sniffles.

Dick Sniffles by Riley Jane January 28, 2018

Dick Cheese 

When a man does not wash his dick for over a week and a nasty ass yellowish greenish fungis starts to grow on his nasty dick.

Kim: “I smell something....weird..”

Bob: “What does it smell like??”

Kim: “I don’t really know...it’s like a weird cheesy smell or something....”

Bob : “........”

Kim: *leans over to her boyfriend bob and smells then throws up on him*

Bob: “JEEZ WHAT THE FUCK KIM?!?!?!!”

Kim: “DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BOB. MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE THROWN UP IF IT WERENT FOR YOUR DIRTY ASS DICK CHEESE....MY FUCKING GOSH!! YOU DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. GO TAKE A DAMN SHOWER YOU DIRTY ASS FUCKING CHEESE DICK!!! YOU ARENT THAT FUCKING RAT THAT COOKS!!”

Bob: “The rat from that disney movie?”

Kim: “YEAH, THAT ONE. I CANT THINK OF ITS NAME THOUGH.....”

Bob: “It’s on the tip of my tongue...I think it’s Ralph??”

Kim: “No not ralph...it starts with an r though....rat......ratta-”

Bob: *cuts Kim off* “Ratatouille?”

Kim: “YEAH...THATS IT.....that’s a good movie.....ANYWAY WE ARE GETTING SIDETRACKED HERE, GO WASH YOUR DICK!!”

Dick Cheese by DarkHumoredLilly August 7, 2018