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Cheese Whack 

Cheese whacking is something that only can be by men who are well endowed. It entails removing one's penis and smacking it on a solid surface - normally a table. A really good cheese whack will not only make a half decent noise it will also leave a knobcheese stain on the surface in question.

Cheese whacking can have several meanings. Normally it means "look at my cock, isn't it big". However, it can also take the form of abusing an inanimate object, such as a computer.
Tom got really angry with the server, so he cheese whacked it.
Cheese Whack by Lord Football April 4, 2005
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beaver whack 

This is much like the infamous "punch buggy." When you see a car with wood paneling, you turn to your nearest friend, smack them, and exclaim, "Beaver Whack! No Beaver Whack back!"
They need to stop making cars with wood paneling. Your beaver whacks hurt!
beaver whack by Nichole! June 25, 2008
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crack is whack

The interview was with Diane Sawyer on Primetime, not Barbara Walters. Please correct.
The interview that included the phrase "crack is whack" was with Diane Sawyer on Primetime, not Barbara Walters. Please correct.
crack is whack by Joseph Brant August 24, 2007

Sac Whack 

The backhanding of a man's genatalia causing extreme pain and can cause him to fall down and cry like a 6 year old girl.

A sac whack can be performed mid way through a conversation to maximise laughter and unexpected pain.
Eg:

Bob: "Hey man wanna go down to Smoky Jim's and get a bur-"
Steve: "SAC WHACK!" *backhands bob in groin*
Sac Whack by Dick Cheese July 4, 2005

wiggida wiggida wiggida whack 

Along the lines of wiggity whack or wiggida whack, except more impressive when said quickly. This phrase was made famous in 1992 in the hip-hop smash hit "Jump" by Kris Kross.
"And everything is the back with a little slack
And inside-out is wiggida wiggida wiggida whack"

crack is whack

Keith Haring popularized this phrase in a billboard in the late 1980s not Whitney HOuston in 2002. But is he the origin of this phrase?
Keith Haring billboard read "Crack is Whack"
crack is whack by Dar- January 17, 2008

this is whack 

messed up, unsual, more fucked up then usual
this shit is whack. This is Whack im leavin
this is whack by Alex October 11, 2003