J.D. Vance

To masturbate using an inanimate object not made for the purpose of masturbation, such as a couch.

That one guy in “American Pie” J.D. Vanced a pie.

by PNut22 August 10, 2024

J.D. Vance

A verb, to masturbate using an inanimate object not intended for self-pleasure, such as a couch

In a famous 1999 film, a sexually frustrated high school student J.D. Vances a pie.

by PNut22 August 10, 2024

J.D. Vance

A Yale lawyer from Ohio that used to work for Peter Thiel, a venture capitalist.
Later he became a Senator and now he is the elected VP.
He broke a memoir that some consider an unfair criticism of his roots and his hometown.

Accoding to some soundbites, he holds very socially conservative views.

His wife is of indian origin, as are his sons.

They say that J.D. Vance hates "childless cat ladies".

by morfantatminin November 21, 2024

J.D. Vance

the antichrist

"dude, the pope died the day after meeting j.d. vance! he's the antichrist!"

by 22" bad dragon April 26, 2025

J. D. Vance

To have sex with a couch.

"I got so high last night, I did a J. D. Vance with my sofa, and left a few love stains."

by joe995 January 14, 2025