Tweet

A kiss on the tip of the penis.

"I got a tweet from this girl last night and it drove me wild."

by phiota1809 September 30, 2009

Tweet Out

Promoting a product or URL you like on twitter. Instead of a shout out, it's a tweet out.

I asked my friend to give my new website a Tweet Out, so I could take advantage of his following on Twitter.

by MizJay June 4, 2009

hop off my tweet dick

Some who constantly favorites every one of your tweets but has never had a direct conversation with you on twitter.

Bro 1: This chick keeps favoriting all my tweets but never tries to start a conversation with me.
Bro 2: What the fuck dude? She needs to hop off your tweet dick!
Bro 1: Fuck yea, that bitch needs to hop off my tweet dick

by Brosoph Jones May 15, 2015

tweeted

When someone pooped them self in their underware with out going to the toilet.

Johnny tweeted him self on the bus.

by Mojo82 July 14, 2009

Distraction Tweet

A tweet that you post that says you are doing one thing but really are doing something else to distract people you don't want to hang out with.

Nick: I hope Jesse isn't coming tonight? I know he hangs out with you a lot.

Angie: No, I posted a distraction tweet that said I was at the movies.

Matt:Bob keeps calling me to come to the party tonight

Alex:Dude, he's not invited

Matt: Okay, I'll post a distraction tweet that says I broke my leg and can't go out.

by astrodude February 21, 2010

Tweetee

Someone who enjoys eating ice cream. Tends to be around 5'2, not too tall, likes dogs named Biscuit and is pursuing in nursing.
She also laughs like Squidward.

Tim: Dude, I'm craving ice cream.
Chadd: Me too
Tim: Why are we such Tweetee's today?

by mattken December 26, 2010

tweetless

Refraining from tweeting. Finding that you have nothing to tweet or write. Drawing a blank when contemplating your Twitter page. Also used when one is stunned or surprised by something viewed on Twitter.

I'm tweetless after hearing that Aston Kutcher has stopped evangelizing Twitter.

With nothing to do but describe my latest latte buying excursion I suddenly found myself tweetless.

That boring Oprah was mercifully tweetless today.

by seacrest11 May 28, 2009