twatfest

A gathering of the socially challenged; a festival for twats.

"are you going to the all nighter scrapbooking party?" - a.

"i wouldn't go to that twatfest for all the tea in china" - b.

by groundedsteve June 24, 2011

Twazzin

Having a really good time with friends Seeing things or having a great trip while high. Closely associated with seeing cartoons or having interactions with the illuminati.

Hyperia: are you twazzin right now?! This edible has me gettin torphy!!!

Kronos: Yeah man I'm seeing things and I can't get rid of these voices calling my name.

Hyperia: It's ridiculous. I can't even handle life right now.

by Smugface239 January 16, 2013

Twam

A word originated in Philadelphia meaning something smells terrible. Like smells the fuck bad.

Yo bro that shit twam wtf is that smell.

by Khiara January 22, 2022

twat muffin

1. Used as an insult.
2. A vagina with an abnormally shaped clitoris similar to a pastry.
3. Comes in many different flavors including blueberry and chocolate chip.

1. Tammy, you're the biggest twat muffin I know.
2. I rolled my tongue around what appeared to be her clit, which was oddly similar to a muffin that I ate for breakfast.

by TRut and D Piddy February 21, 2005

twater

Slang term for vaginal juices.

You can lead a horse to twater, but you can't make him ignore the stink.

by Nuprin November 22, 2004

twatograph

The unmistakable imprint of the female genitalia left upon the bedsheets after sex. As unique as a fingerprint.

These are new sheets, and you left a twatograph on them, you sassy little hottie!

by Nikita7527 August 15, 2006

Twat Biscuit

The mass of fat on very large woman or young girl, located between the stomach and twat. Women sporting twat biscuits usually wear very tight shirts, often so short that the tummy is exposed and flops about over the top of their twat biscuit and jeans.

"Wow, that woman has a spare tire AND a twat biscuit!"

by JKH82 February 3, 2010