getting some mud on the tires 

The act of having vigorous anal sex with a partner that doesn’t exactly have the best hygiene. The lube becomes brown and drips on your shoes.

Dude Jim went fishing in the dark with that skank from the bar and ended up getting some mud on the tires.

getting some mud on the tires by GP1310 February 25, 2022

Tirdick 

Someone on social media that uses the words, "Cancerous," "Autistic," "Kill yourself," "Drink Bleach," "Triggered," "Cringeworthy," and "Edgy" as insults.

Teen on the internet: "Bronies and Furries are Autistic fags."

Another teen on the internet: "Agreed. Pewdiepie and Leafy fans are Autistic too, and they're cancerous. Wanna raid some of them?"

A third teen on the internet: "Tirdicks."

Tirdick by John L.K August 19, 2016

fit to be tied 

to be extremely upset, angry, and/or agitated.
(Common American Idiom)

He bought a ticket for that specific flight, so therefore he was really fit to be tied after the airline agent refused to issue him a boarding pass.

fit to be tied by Gary Dunn May 31, 2006

Hammer Timed 

An expression used to describe the current, planned, or post, state of extreme inebriation of yourself or an observed individual.

Did you see that girl just torch her bangs while lighting that cigarette, shes got to be so Hammer Timed!

Man the only way id ever consider bang'in that dude is if I was totally Hammer Timed.

Hammer Timed by Craigorator November 8, 2007

Pump Your Tires

To compliment; to inflate someone's ego

Hey man, I'm not trying to pump your tires, but your performance tonight was amazing. Great job!

I'm not trying to pump my own tires or anything, but my homemade chocolate chip cookies are to die for!

Pump Your Tires by TirePump February 4, 2010

Tiredy 

Tiredy is the word you use when you get bored with saying "Im tired." Its also a mix of the word sleepy.

Person 1: Im bored of saying Im tired or Im sleepy!
Person 2: How about tiredy?
Person 1 What the fuck is that?
Person 2 Its tired and sleepy mixed. Tiredy

Tiredy by deansbaby_ February 20, 2017

Tied to the quay 

When you need to go somewhere by foot, But you fear the impending doom of facaes so you are somewhat nervous about setting off on your journey as mud may strike mid way

"I cant be arsed to drive up town for a pint, Lets walk"
"Sorry, But after lunchtimes boiled egg madras im afraid im tied to the quay"

Tied to the quay by Serial Blanker December 10, 2012