blocking the plate

When you only get to third base because she's dick tease.

I was gonna score but she was blocking the plate.

by Taint Blocker June 1, 2017

The Big Black

pog osu! map

“RIDDLE ME THIS, RIDDLE ME THAT. WHO’S AFRAID OF THE BIG BLACK”
*epic noises ensue*

by lovelyuju February 26, 2021

puro the big black nig

some large black masked furry that protects a brown haired short person

kid: HEY LOOK ITS PURO THE BIG BLACK NIG

by pseudonysu August 22, 2021

The Big Black

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

riddle me this riddle me that who's afraid of the big black

by Krakenlord May 15, 2021

Orange is the new black

A Netflix original series, and a pretty good one at that. It's funny, but definitely way more lesbian sex than I bargained for.

If you're straight, you'll find yourself drooling over the few men that are actually on the show, like the cop John Bennett, or the main character's fiancé, Larry Bloom. Neither if whom is even that attractive....

Plus with all of the slang they use on the show, you find that you end up using Urban Dictionary way more than usual if you're as slang-illiterate as I am.

"Hey have you seen that new show Orange Is The New Black on Netflix?"

"Yeah. It's pretty funny. Have you?"

"Nah. I'm already subscribed to Lesbian Porn Weekly, so I'm good."

by samhamsam June 11, 2014

cock blocking the party

The act of killing the vibe of a party or event.

"Dude, the police sure were cock blocking the party at Mardi Gras this year."

by EveryManAKing February 9, 2010

Pot calling the kettle black

An idiom or phrase used towards people calling out/criticizing other's behaviors or actions when those same people are equally guilty of doing/behaving.

Person 1: <yelling and screaming about stupid meaningless non-issues>
Person 2: Could you not? Seriously. Nobody wants to hear you yelling and screaming about stupid shit and stressing everybody else out around you.
Person 1: Stop being a snowflake!
Person 2: Pot calling the kettle black much? Typically, people who call others snowflakes tend to be the bigger snowflakes themselves at any given time and day.

by Xinny March 30, 2022