squirgle

a teacher thats a force and makes you do a ridiculous amount of work

Man did you see the essay Mr philips wants us to do? What a squirgle.

by NERT2109 May 6, 2018

Squirell

A misspelling of squirrel.

Hey, dude, you misspelled “squirell” on a test. Great job.

by TheLightSympathy June 1, 2018

Squiffy

Drunk or intoxicated

"I am slightly squiffy"

by Heymanchick July 26, 2018

Squirmin Earl

When all you need to nut is a couple more thrusts but the chick on top of you is too fat and you can't move.

Your momma so fat everytime she riding me got me pinned like a squirmin earl.

by Gromaly October 17, 2018

Squiff

A henchman that is also a very close friend like a bub or even a lover that trusts its master, follows he/she and admires he/she. The squiff works for you honored to follow your orders and leaving you with all the responsability and power and makes you feel like you have a friend and/or a lover.

Squiff is also used by chiefs who love their underling with a lot of depth.

In tasks
"My squiff is doing a very good job"

Affective
"-Hey, squiffy. You look good today"

In a relationship (Vulgar)
"-I command you to F*uck me my Squiff.

-Yes, boss! with pleasure!"

by BlueyMr.DragonHug January 11, 2019

Squirmy skuttle

To pass a lightpole

Drive slight more forward squirmy skuttle

by Thisdick272 February 19, 2019

Squirbble

The action of an awkward position to reach something

The mail woman squirbbled to get his food from the Taco Bell driveway because she drives on the opposite side of the van

by IlLuMaNaTi February 25, 2019