Black Squirrel

The informal mascot of Kent State University. Black squirrels are mischievous little bastards who have been seen stealing televisions and bicycles. They tend to congregate near basketball courts, but have also been known to seek refuge in and around dilapidated recreation centers.

Dude, did you just see those two black squirrels?

Yeah, bro, I think they traded an acorn for a bag of oregano or some shit...

by Sheepinatorz May 11, 2011

Squirreling

1. referring to a sudden distraction (an A.D.D. lapse in time) mid thought, while another is talking, or when trying to accomplish any task.

(definition is in reference to the movie Up when the evil dogs would stop mid sentence thinking they saw a squirrel)

Example 1: "Stop squirreling on me bro."

Example 2: "Quit squirreling on me every 2 seconds, I'm trying to give you directions."

NOTE: there was a lot of squirreling while trying to define this word.

by mfucci September 7, 2012

Girl Scout Squirt

chick squating to pee outdoors where there are no restrooms/toilet paper available.

I had to do the girl scout squirt.

by t-n-a November 10, 2008

Squirting The Guac

Short for squirting the guacamole. A term used to describe any venereal disease that causes eurethral leakage.

Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I'm squirting the guac.

You can talk the talk, but can you squirt the quac?

by Galapagos Plamondon August 27, 2007

square go

A fight in Scotland

Cmoan ya bastart, gie us a square go.

by Harry Monk September 8, 2003

squirreled

to be dragged by one’s nutsack.

23M looking to get squirreled by a sugar daddy (grab my nuts)

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 15, 2019

dead squirrel

When a mature man pulls his testies and penis back through his legs to his anus and bends over to show what looks like a dead squirrell

hey susy..Have you ever seen a dead squirrell

by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004