spokesperson

The politically correct form of spokesman.

In this day and age, you can't say spokesman, but you must say spokesperson.

by SuburbDictionary June 27, 2017

Spook

A sexual position in which you begin with having sex with a girl in the butt in the dark. When you pull out, the girl will shit which will be caught in a bucket of water. Quickly you will stir this up, and then pour it on her. You then punch her in the lip causing it to swell, and to end you simply take a picture of her looking like a spooked nigger.

Dave: "Dude, Megan smells like shit!"
Josh: "You didn't hear? Seth gave her the spook last night, she must not have bathed since."

by Schmuttley October 22, 2008

Gook Spook

Being randomly scared that your penis shrinks to the size of a Gook's.

Man! I just got gook spooked last night! LOOK!

by CatLikeThiefAsian August 8, 2010

spokt

when you are lazily sneaking upon someone and you are noticed, then the target is aware of your presence

oh shit ted, now that you got spokt she wont say anything about what she did last night to her friends

by Ted Bessel April 11, 2008

Spokle

(spoke-cul)
A word that cannot be said without sounding the speaker sounding english or gay. Some words are only spokles if they are said with certain accsents.
Comes from a mispronontuation of the word "sparkle."

Spokle itself is a spokle.

by Ann & Allegra August 5, 2009

spokesperson

The employee at a bicycle shop whose job is to tension wheels and hubs.

To be a proper spokesperson, you need to know how much to tighten each spoke-nut in order to correctly support the wheel, but to also not be so tight that the end of the spoke sticks through out of the back of the nut and punctures the innertube.

by QuacksO February 12, 2019

Spokane Spiderman

When your girlfriend wont have sex with you so you jerk off into your hand and sling it at her.

Mary wouldnt fuck me so I had to give her the ole Spokane Spiderman

by Og Mikebone and Bret November 24, 2019