small time

A human being who catastrophically fails at everything they do. Someone who is small time could also do something completely inappropriate such as play fifa at a social gathering all night or hurt themselves in ridiculous ways.

He just tried to down his pint, and spilled it all over himself. small time.

small time by small timer1 November 16, 2011

World's smallest fiddle 

An invisibly small violin played between the index finger and thumb for someone that whines about being a totally lame d-bag.

Guy 1: "Wow, I failed today's mid-term because I went to Julie's to do her homework last night instead of studying. Not to mention that when I finished her homework, she dumped me."

Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."

World's smallest fiddle by thomaslgregoryjr January 12, 2010

Small Dick Energy 

Emissions of toxic masculinity leaked from the bruised egos of micropenis hosts. (SDE)

Andrew Tate has a serious case of Small Dick Energy.

Small Dick Energy by SarcasticScout December 29, 2022

Small Smiling Face 

The face of pure evil. This 'small smiling face' was found on amazon, the user claiming to have '3 used and new'. Months after the faces were put on sale, reviews are roumers started circulating the globe about its great power beyond human control. Its source of power is unsure, voodoo, witchcraft, an experiment gone wrong? A team of top scientists are currently studying one of the rock like faces in a protected private area in Ohio. Avoid at all costs. For more details and to read the shocking reviews, search small smiling face on amazon, or enter 'small smiling face amazon' into google.

'my small smiling face has killed my mother.'

Small Smiling Face by Dr. Albert Merriwether June 22, 2008

Small Tits Syndrome

When you're tits are so small it manages to ruin everything about your life. Everyone points it out, really manages to fuck with your head.

Guy 1: That Holly girl is pretty crazy you know? Pathological liar and that.
Guy 2: Nah g you can't be saying that. She has Small Tits Syndrome dude.

Guy 1: Screw that just cause her tits are small doesn't mean she can act like that Nathan kid

Small Tits Syndrome by Vlad's Mum Is Badderz May 25, 2019

Small Ass

The type of ass usually found on small petite girls. Somewhat preferred to big ripples asses of big women. Small asses are refereed to as "cute asses."

That girl over there has a small ass.

Small Ass by ButtsexMcGee December 31, 2011

small man's fever

a condition restricted to the little fellows of the world that harness "big guy" attitudes. Developed through years of being small with countless accounts of being laughed at.

GySgt Haney thought that after doing a tour on the drill field, his bad case of small man's fever would go way.

small man's fever by kool keith March 23, 2004