Sloth Handshake

a subform of a handshake that involves two people mimicking how a two toed sloth would shake hands if they were to do so. Can be used as a form of greeting, congratulations or introduction.

Maddie greeted Julia in the early morning with a sloth handshake to express how excited she was to see her.

by Twiggy Mama 121212 November 29, 2018

Slitherer

Slitherer - Reptian like behavior of covert enemies who act as friends but are constantly injecting their venom, by word and action, trying to sabotage your life. A frenemy whose intent is hidden until they put the bite on you covertly.

She is worse than a frenemy! She's a slitherer! Tell you sister to watch out, she bit my sister and almost destroyed her life!

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? March 5, 2021

Slit-slitherer

Affectionate term for a carpet muncher. Not to be confused with Slit-slurper, which means essentially the same thing but is considered derogatory.

'She da queen slit-slitherer. She could slither my slit any time!

by Miss K February 10, 2004

Psycho sloth

A housemate that remains on your couch with only movements to fill his enlarging belly with your beer..

Its not worth attempting to gain the best seat in the house as imminent danger to life occurs if you provoke the beast as they save their energy to strike any attempt to dislodge them from their position.

Man.. Simon is a Psycho sloth, i poked him with a stick to see if he was alive still and he smashed me lightning quick!

by Pud69 December 19, 2010

mossy sloth

When a girl smears her vag all over your pubes.

I wanted a mossy sloth but she said that costs extra.

by Nunya Biizznneess October 13, 2016

Sid the sloth

My friend looks Owen looks like Sid the sloth

My friend looks Owen looks like Sid the sloth

by Dave Daveington January 18, 2023

Sloth

1. A three toed animal that lives in trees and eats leaves all day.
2. One of the seven deadly sins.
3. One lazy son-of-a-bitch named Prana.
4. The freaky-looking guy in The Goonies that loves Baby Ruth candy bars.

"Why were you late for work?"
"I fell asleep in the shower."
"...again?! What a fucking Sloth!"

by Hironimus October 20, 2004