A housemate that remains on your couch with only movements to fill his enlarging belly with your beer..
Its not worth attempting to gain the best seat in the house as imminent danger to life occurs if you provoke the beast as they save their energy to strike any attempt to dislodge them from their position.
Its not worth attempting to gain the best seat in the house as imminent danger to life occurs if you provoke the beast as they save their energy to strike any attempt to dislodge them from their position.
Man.. Simon is a Psycho sloth, i poked him with a stick to see if he was alive still and he smashed me lightning quick!
by Pud69 December 17, 2010
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Apr 22 trending
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- 3. Girls who eat carrots
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