slacks

Slang for the prescription anti anxiety medication xanax.

Damn, that chick was all zipped up on the slacks. It's no wonder she can't remember what happened last night.

by red rob September 25, 2010

sockspander

1. The article used for 'enlarging' the male genitalia by placing socks in the groin area of trousers, other items may suffice such as toilet tissue, half cucumbers etc. Usually performed by mediocre musicians on the pub circuit in the vague hope that some bimbo will think they have a huge wanger

2. A person who sockspands

'That Chris is hung like a horse!'
'nah he's a sockspander - if he were really that big he'd get a hernia with those jeans'

by PGTips April 26, 2006

shockstering

the act of being a habitual shocker through your sheer intelligence, appearance, etc; the act of shocking others, catching their attention by surprise on a continual basis

I like shockstering, but I'm not conceited.

by siCi September 23, 2007

socksauce

Semen produced from masturbation. Can be found places other than just inside of a sock.

I can't believe he shot his socksauce into your mouth

by Mr Wally October 26, 2009

slackstar

a person who is great at the sport of slacklining - an extreme balance sport

check you out on the line you're a slackstar

by skeletina August 22, 2011

Sockshare

A social program in which a sock left behind in the dryer by the previous user may be claimed as one's own until the next laundry cycle.

I found a sock in the dryer, so I declared sockshare and put it in my sock drawer.

by Hogie Bear October 9, 2012

Slocket

When your looking for a new purse/wallet to replace your first one, you should always look for a good amount of slockets to keep all your cards/credit cards in.
Two words put in one:
Slot and pocket.
More than 12 slockets is the best as you always have far too many cards/credit cards in your purse/wallet.

Me/You: "Mum/Mom, I need to buy a new purse, my other one is broken."

At the shopping centre/the mall:
Mum/Mom: "What colour are you looking for?"
Me/You: "I don't care about the colour right now, it's all about the number of slockets in side the purse/wallet."
Mum/Mom: "What's a slockets dear?"
Me/You: *sigh* "I've already told you, it's the place where you keep your cards/credit cards. I preferably would like more than 12 in the purse/wallet."
Mum/Mom: "Alright."

by rizzledupwords June 23, 2015