shmeed

smokeable substance, slang also for Vagina and the name of several pets around the globe.

"Dude are you going to spark some of that shmeed up or what?" OR "Do you have any cream? My shmeed really itches!"

by Jennifer August 27, 2003

shared

Having sex with someone your friend had sex with in the past

We shared the same food 4 less manager a few years ago

by Gapgirl November 8, 2014

friend shaped

an affectionate way of describing a fat person. cute and huggable.

"Im fat"
"no, you're friend shaped."

by redderumbrellas June 1, 2020

shaqed

To be blcoked while goining up for a lay-up or a shot in basketball
Same as blocked , stuffed , packed.

ball bounces
"DAMM , You got shaqed , fa shunnin"
"So , u cant even play ball"
"at leas i dint get shaqrd"
"bens a pimp aint he"

by Dj Trigger August 14, 2004

shaded

Lack of exposure to the world.

Chloe is so shaded. I s'pose that's what happens when you live in Narrabri.

by Cheeseand potato. February 1, 2010

harlem shakedown

Shrugging your shoulders in a way that its like dancing.

Did you see Nick pull the Harlem shakedown at footlocker he got the evil eye from all the workers.

by NickStallsworth December 30, 2006

heart shaped glasses

1.) a guy who has a funny shaped dick
2.) sunglasses shaped like hearts that lolita's wear

OMG, my boyfriend has a funny shaped dick, thats so heart shaped glasses

I wear heart shaped glasses in bed for my 50 yr old boyfriend

by ely67 December 2, 2007