Nissan Safari

The nissan safari will decimate any 4x4 in its way, its stronger than any Landcruiser, and will make any Patrol owner cream themselves, it also has one of the sexiest sounding 4x4 engines out there, the TD42

Joe: What kinda car is that
Mama: More than u can afford pal, Nissan Safari

by unknown_optimus234 September 9, 2021

vas safe

Vasectomy safe. A man that is vasectomy safe as in he unable to get a woman pregnant. When a woman is seeking a man who is unable to accidentally get the woman pregnant. Safety from unwanted pregnancy. Creampie freedom.

"I would love if you're vas safe so you can cum inside me."

by MrBigBombAssDick May 1, 2022

raw safari

When a couple gets adventurous and decides to spice up their intimate life by attempting to make love in as many diverse, open, and outdoor natural environments as possible - within a 24 hour period.

Dan: "Hey, what happened to you and Jane this weekend? You both look exhausted."
Pedro: "We went on a Raw Safari, man. We made it through the park, beach, and even a cornfield before the sun came up."

Note: This act requires careful planning, a spirit of adventure, and a deep commitment to avoiding park rangers and other unexpected wildlife. Not recommended in areas with high populations of mosquitoes, poison ivy, or curious bystanders.

by Count220 July 15, 2023

Otto Bin Safari

Multiple collisions with streetside rubbish containers, plants or pets during a (typically drunken) drive home after a night out on the town.

We probably should have taken his keys off him before he left the club. I heard he went on one hell of an otto bin safari last night

by Great Leader Internet Guy Esq. August 10, 2010

back country safari

The exact opposite of getting a blumpkin (getting a blow job whilst taking a dump). I.e. getting a rim job whilst urinating.

"Hey I heard you give great back country safaris, wanna come to a urinal."

"Once in a bar I stumbled upon a couple at a urinal performing the act of a back country safari."

by Fried Cable March 15, 2015

safe sex

1) An oxymoron.
2) A term for a condom.

"Dude, I need some safe sex with some girl."
"You know the SAFE part isn't going to happen, right?"
"Yeah."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

safe space

A special room on campus where university educated young adults go and behave like children whenever they suffer a severe case of trump-a- meltression

If you are a true nationalist and patriot and don't like Trump, get over it; he won. Do not go to a safe space, run for office in 2020 with your own new and improved political ideas.

by Sexydimma February 19, 2017