Count220's definitions
When a couple gets adventurous and decides to spice up their intimate life by attempting to make love in as many diverse, open, and outdoor natural environments as possible - within a 24 hour period.
Dan: "Hey, what happened to you and Jane this weekend? You both look exhausted."
Pedro: "We went on a Raw Safari, man. We made it through the park, beach, and even a cornfield before the sun came up."
Note: This act requires careful planning, a spirit of adventure, and a deep commitment to avoiding park rangers and other unexpected wildlife. Not recommended in areas with high populations of mosquitoes, poison ivy, or curious bystanders.
Pedro: "We went on a Raw Safari, man. We made it through the park, beach, and even a cornfield before the sun came up."
Note: This act requires careful planning, a spirit of adventure, and a deep commitment to avoiding park rangers and other unexpected wildlife. Not recommended in areas with high populations of mosquitoes, poison ivy, or curious bystanders.
by Count220 July 15, 2023
Get the raw safarimug.