Road King

Road King: (Noun) - A individual who is so large, that when they pass you in a tight space, you must let them by first, because they are the king of the road by default.

Bill, the Road King, was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

Road King by roadrebelblackstar January 3, 2011

Road Rip 

The act of ripping a bong while operating a motor vehicle or riding in a motor vehicle.

whats a good spot to post to take these bong rips?
Lets just cruise and take road rips.

Road Rip by pearlybluntz September 1, 2011

Road Game

When an individual spends a night away from home for reasons unrelated to business, family, friends or vacation. Usually for purposes of having sex with a straggler or strange person who is unwanted in the home.

Bill: Has anybody seen Brad? Chris: He played a road game last night with a straggler from Moe's.

Road Game by the plaza November 8, 2011

road log 

To take a shit on the side of the road cuz u cant make it to the restroom before you crap your pants

Kenny had to take a mean shit on the way to Grandmas house, so he made me pull over and he dropped a road log.

road log by wamboozled June 2, 2014

Road rub 

Girl getting her vagina rubbed while she's driving by the person in the passenger seat.

Hey babe, this is a long drive would you like some road rub?

Road rub by Caliscouser August 23, 2016

road drip 

When someone takes a road trip and ejacuates at some point during the trek.

Oh man, I drove from San Diego to Tempe & when my girl gave me road head, the road trip turned into a road drip. Know what I mean?!?!

road drip by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

road cookie

A cookie one consumes on the road, especially while operating a vehicle.

Jan ate a road cookie on her journey to Mars.

road cookie by abrilmeijers December 5, 2016