dirty roger

A drunk smelly janitor with a dirty sanchez looking mustache.

It looks like dirty Roger never showed up for work again, he must be drunk as usual.

by Lou Gifford June 22, 2006

jolly roger

A dumbass who created the book known as The Anarchist's Cookbook. This book has led to many deaths and body parts exploded off a person's body who was stupid enough to follow the directions to create pyrotechnic explosives that were completely unstable.

1 2.. freddy's comin' for you.. 3-4 lock the door. 5-6 pick up stix.. holy shit that lightbulb trick worked!!!

by Kamisama April 30, 2005

The Bald Roger

A Sexual act where the male shaves his own head and glues the freshly shaven hair to his own pubic area. The male then penetrates his partner in the anus.

My head is shaved because I gave Rico The Bald Roger last night.

by Goofy Jay May 18, 2007

jolly roger

punching someone in the head, face, stomach, or nuts hard.

That guy in my class was pissing me off so i gave him a jolly roger.

by metalskull October 26, 2009

Jolly Roger

a person at a party that is wasted off nothing more than rum itself.

bro1: dude check out matt.

bro2: yeah man he's been sippin' on rum all night.

bro1: yeah i know man, he's like a fuckin' pirate

bro2: he's a jolly roger.

by bromontana179010 February 20, 2010

jolly roger

while in the act of anal sex in the moments prior to blowing his load the man punches the girl in the small of her back causing her anus to contract and thus providing and even tighter oraface for the man

That slut had a loose asshole so I gave her a jolly roger.

by Jem Stinkyfish April 2, 2004

Jolly Roger

A sex position were your left or right leg is wrapped around your partners neck as you fuck them in their nasal passage. when done succecfully the penis head should be consumed with mucus and cum.

I gave Tina a mean jolly roger last night, So its my fault she has a stuffed nose.

by DirtyDck February 21, 2011