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Rattling rectum

A symptom of being gay received from other gays. When your asshole is so loose from buttfucking that your rectum rattles around in your asshole like a maraca.
(Two dudes walking) what’s that clanking noice? Says one. The other replied “oh Bruce gave the rattling rectum last night
by HungryGINGY November 13, 2018
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obese rectum

That project manager is a real obese rectum.
by Bigsexy5 November 14, 2019
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Japanese Rectum Torture

A said rectum is enlarged by forcing an umbrella into the rectum, then repeatedly opening it to create a fat gaping crevice.
I had bum worms so I got Japanese Rectum Torture.
by StinkyBoy556 November 26, 2019
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Runny rectum

When someone shoves a jar up there rectum then breaks it inside of there butt
Brandon got horny and got a runny rectum
by Papichulo4 December 5, 2019
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Optical rectum Mengitis

You have optical rectum mengitis. Ben told Travis that he may have optical rectum mengitis in the motel room feb 22 in Dexter mo
by Traviseng February 22, 2021
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Oculus rectulus

It's when your eyesight and vision collide with your asshole and you have a real shity outlook on life
Your girlfriend leaves you your house burns down and instead of being positive yeah Oculus rectulus cuz you have to start all over
by GlitchKing68 May 4, 2022
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electroplasmic rectum

An electroplasmic rectum gives the satisfaction of extreme pleasure through electromagnetic waves, often registered through the rectum.

The after-effects can last 6-7 days with exaggerated spasms throughout the body, mind and (empty) soul.
Declan: I has experienced electroplasmic rectum
Demetrius Demarcus Cousins the 3rd: Dude that's kinda weird you should seek help
by registry leaderboard holders August 13, 2023
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