Jeremiah Dawson Price

God. They are God

Person 1: "Oh is the that Jeremiah Dawson Price?"
Person 2:"You mean God."

by MIIKKKEEEEYYYYY May 18, 2021

Porcelain price

The price you pay for eating or drinking something foul, causing uncontrollable diarrhea. A variation on the "iron price".

I ate some of that suspect kimchi and spent the rest of the afternoon paying the porcelain price.

by BigATB May 19, 2021

Price Chopper

A place that Matthew gozy calls home because he is the CEO

Price chopper is a great supermarket

by Shahahahah May 21, 2021

wholestale pricing

A bulk-quantity discount on comestibles dat is offered because said culinary merchandise is past da expiration date.

I have fairly-non-sensitive taste-buds and a cast-iron stomach, so I often avail myself of wholestale pricing to make my Food Stamps stretch further.

by QuacksO August 7, 2021

dr half price

ex f star who retired from crypto

I want to be dr half price

by drhp August 29, 2021

bitch price

When you get a quote for goods or services that is ridiculously overpriced you clearly think they think you are a complete idiot, usually a woman, or otherwise newbie who otherwise doesn't understand the service offered

Are you kidding me $10,000 to put up a fence? Are you giving me the bitch price? This is so crazy who would pay this?

by Bklyn Pool Girl August 22, 2024

Greg Price

The name for someone who genuinely believes that sites like Urban Dictionary - sites which can be added to by literally anyone, and which would only be taken as factual by people who believe The Onion is factual - are unbiased and truthful.

Person 1: I'm absolutely not surprised he Greg Price'd that one.

Person 2: Right? Only clowns cite joke/satire sites as evidence!

by 2Pot Screama November 1, 2024