The process of going out with a group of people to a bar and hitting up each bar on the way to a certain destination (home, party, etc.) In this process you neglect how shitfaced you actually get, and don't care if you're blowing a .2 (over three times the legal limit) on a brethalyzer test, you're just out to have a good time with your bros.
It can also be explained mathematically. Let the first bar represented by A, and the final destination by B. There are 5 bars between A and B, you have to hit up each bar within a period of now until 2 am. So to solve this equation, you have to know the variable x, which represents how much fun you want to have.
It can also be explained mathematically. Let the first bar represented by A, and the final destination by B. There are 5 bars between A and B, you have to hit up each bar within a period of now until 2 am. So to solve this equation, you have to know the variable x, which represents how much fun you want to have.
Guy 1: (to the rest of his bros.) Alright so we'll start our beer crawl here at the party, move on to Chappy's, then we'll go to Dave's, get to Bill's, then we'll probably close off at The Dock, and go out for a meal somewhere along the way to my house.
Everyone in the room: Yeah!
ITT: No one really cares where you're going, or how you're getting there. We just want beer!
Everyone in the room: Yeah!
ITT: No one really cares where you're going, or how you're getting there. We just want beer!
by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 6, 2010
Get the Beer Crawlmug. A backup beer is a beverage that comes in handy after a night of doing shotguns, shots, beer funnel, or anything other alcoholic activity. It is usually just a casual beer after you full send.
by MMA $LIM February 22, 2020
Get the Backup Beermug. The male equivalent of a Wine Mom. Beer Dads are typically overweight, middle-aged men. They enjoy watching sports, grilling, admiring/fixing cars, and drinking beer.
Beer Dads are either intensely annoyed or amused with the Vodka Aunt, and are always disapproving of the Weed Cousin.
Beer Dads are either intensely annoyed or amused with the Vodka Aunt, and are always disapproving of the Weed Cousin.
by Lumber Dave January 5, 2019
Get the Beer Dadmug. Jon: Aaron is a beer bro he just got me a 24 pak
Nick: Stop being a bitch and get a fake ID like everyone else
Nick: Stop being a bitch and get a fake ID like everyone else
by baharain October 24, 2013
Get the beer bromug. The required unkept facial hair required for guys to have in order to work in a brewery, micro brewery, or to be a beer "aficionado". Can easily be confused with hipsters or some unemployed slob. Although, one comes to find out that some of them are actually hipsters.
I was rejected entrance into the local micro brewery because I was clean shaven. More importantly, I didn't have the mandatory beer beard. You can't try to do something crazy like being and making choices yourself these days.
Beer Beard {hipster follower slob craft dumb
Beer Beard {hipster follower slob craft dumb
by Furiosa the Accursed June 5, 2016
Get the Beer Beardmug. by Jsolaracko September 26, 2011
Get the Sproot Beermug. by Bowncing November 26, 2009
Get the Non-beermug.