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russian monopoly

Monopoly but the rules are not fair.
this is Russian monopoly because it's no fair.
by Thegamers1222 March 18, 2023
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Pussy Monopoly

The act of being so uncool that you are sarcastically accused of owning all the pussy in that proximity. This can be used in many instances, shitty outfits, shitty vehicles, vaping, ordering fajitas, backing into parking spaces..
(Watches someone holding up traffic so they back their F350 into a spot at Outback Steakhouse) Hey this dude has a pussy monopoly, save some for the rest of us!
by BigDaddyRy October 19, 2023
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Male Monologue

Male Monologue is when a high IQ schizophrenic autistic guy talks to himself. It is usually followed by evil laughter when his retarded ranting is accompanied by coherent but politically incorrect sentences.
Male Monologuist: "Women do not belong in the kitchen because you cannot do the laundry without leaving the kitchen. Nietzsche talked about this."

Random person: "???"

Male Monologuist: "Life is like a box of chocolates. —Jeffrey Dahmer (probably)."

Random person: "????!!!"

Male Monologuist: "Mein Fuhreeer! Where Art Thou! How can you abandon me among the pinocchios?"

Random Person: "what is this crazy schizophrenic, autistic, antisemitic, misogynistic guy saying? Is this what we call a Male Monologue?"

Random Person's girlfriend: "gosh he's such a sexy high-IQ misogynist. I want him to force me to do the laundry."

Male Monologuist: "Thine heart art... fuck I hate speaking in Shakesperean English. (leaves room because no breathing the same air before marriage).
by Monologuist November 26, 2023
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by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025
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gene pool monopoly

When one's family tree resembles a straight line - there is a clearly defined line running down to up but nothing much intersecting to provide movement to the left or right. This phenomenon is most commonly observed in eastern Utah and parts of the Deep South - those other pockets do exist.
Dude, welcome to Utah County, home of the Sister Wives. Hey, I might be a redneck, but even I'm not down with gene pool monopoly. Get me the hell out of this Truman Show.
by Lovell from UT November 5, 2010
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come over and play monopoly

Bro 1:Hey, do you want to come over and play monopoly?
Bro 2: HELL YEAH!!!
by Joseph_ARgo May 17, 2019
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(U-Bahn-Monologues)

I want you to know that i don't know how to contact you privately
I am ready

Are you ready
(U-Bahn-Monologues)
by Krkič August 11, 2023
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