michael bolton

No talent assclown.......come on, someone had to add this....

"Until that no talent assclown starting winning grammys"

by Sky December 26, 2003

Michael Mah

A pimp daddy that is the sexiest bitch alive. He gets all the girls and guys whenever and wherever with no effort necessary. His best friend is his macbook because it feeds him his daily manga and because he loves essays. Nigga will troll you when he gets the chance, so troll him first. Rumor has it he fags it up or plays baseball once in awhile, so we don't know if he's straight or not.

I wanna fuck Michael Mah!

Damn did you see Michael Mah today? Dat bitch is fineeee!

Michael Mah trolled me again. FUCK!

by anteaterrrrr December 6, 2010

Cobra (Michael Jackson)

It is a force in Michael Jackson that cannot be described or explained. It makes female fans UNF and spazz uncontrollably. It strikes all women of all generations, including your girlfriend. It has a lot of power.

Guy: My girlfriend left me for the cobra (michael jackson), dawg!

by Keeper of the Cobra July 27, 2010

Hey Vsauce Michael Here

Hey Vsauce Michael Here! This is the famous intro that you here on almost every video on the Vsauce channel. If a women looks at him, their uterus will be shattered instantly. You can't say your not attracted to Michael, because regardless of your gender you ARE attracted to Michael. He is worth about 10 million USD, so if you don't like his face, there ya go. Michael is the walking definition of a hunk. He has earned the nickname "Hunkerino". If you don't like Michael, then you are a pathetic excuse for a human being. I don't care if you are male or female, you are, a matter of fact, attracted to Michael. Now, go binge all of Michael's videos. You won't regret it.

Man: Yo! Is that Michael?! Vsauce Michael?!?!?!?!
Woman: UGHHHHHHHHHH!
Vsauce Michael - Hey Vsauce Michael Here

by Random Vsaucer January 24, 2018

Michael Jackson

One of the most beautiful souls to ever grace planet earth.

Were you lucky enough to be in the presence of Michael Jackson?

by Sparkmynature September 17, 2017

Michael Gove

Biggest piece of shit to come out of the 20th Century. The prick decided that teenagers needed even more stress by getting rid of nearly all course work and taking away books being allowed to be taken into English GCSE'S

Michael Gove decided to place a shit ton of unnessecary stress on top of already unstable teens by reforming the GCSE's

by i have no clue what's happenin January 6, 2019

Michael Brooks

Politically progressive author, co-host of The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder and host of The Michael Brooks Show. Many peoples' introduction to Cornel West and Richard Wolff. Deeply missed. Rest in power, Mr Brooks.

Me: "I really miss the way Michael Brooks would kick around Dave Rubin"
Someone else: "Well yeah but he also introduced me to Marxism and left politics"
Me: "Yeah, I'll miss that guy"

by Troi_Baker March 8, 2021