mary jane's pleasure lane 

The act of excessively whapping it after smoking weed.

Don: Yo man did you study for that test?
Weez: I totally forgot bro. I fell asleep after taking a trip down mary jane's pleasure lane.

mary jane's pleasure lane by DS612 December 16, 2008

Mary Baldwin College 

Squirrel (the school's mascot!) women are either going to be successful of their own right, marry rich, or both. Some are Southern ribbons and pearls kind of girls, some are sistas, some ~like~ other girls, some a combination of all three, but they all are capable, poised, and stylish. These girls have it all and can do it all, and just try to tell them otherwise!

Grad school official: Who is that gorgeous woman giving that amazing speech?
Other grad school official: She's from Mary Baldwin, and I'm definately giving her my card.
First grad school official: Not if I get there first!

Mary Baldwin College by MissMBC05 October 12, 2004

Mary Sue

The main character of the new Mulan and the Star Wars sequels.

Use The force Rey
Use The Chi Mulan
Use The plot device that makes you stronger than everyone, even if they can also use it, Mary Sue

Mary Sue by udontknowmeidontknowu February 2, 2021

Mary Nguyen 

Most amazing person I have ever met. Drop dead gorgeous one of a kind girl. There definetly just somthing about Mary that makes everything better. Everyone should be lucky enought to have a Mary in their life, if you dont your missing out!

Guy 1- Dude this party sucks

Guy 2- I know I wish Mary Nguyen was here she would make it better.

Mary Nguyen by Princecharming727 July 7, 2011

Mary Poppins

When a beautiful, proper, British chick gives a handjob, while singing step by step directions of what she is doing.

While he received a Mary Poppins last night; she was singing “ A hand full of penis helps the jizz come up”!

Mary Poppins by TheRealMcNasty June 10, 2018

mary cruz 

mary cruz is someone who can make you smile at any second of the day.
She's usually very lazy, but tends to get her job done. She is very loud, and can make boys fall for her at any moment, even tho she denis it.

"hey did you hear about mary cruz?"
"no what happen"

"she's got all the guys falling for her"

mary cruz by lily konick January 30, 2017

Mary Jane 

Mary Jane is a private school girl that excels at everything. That includes studying, swimming, and art. Especially art. She has a very big future planned ahead of her. She also has a great sense of witty humour and a pretty all teeth smile. Mary Jane has a great easy going personality and she is perfect for being a friendlike lover. Especially since she enjoys the little fun stuff like just chilling and having icecream. She may also be very honest and blunt. She also has a great sense of style. However although she may seem confident and perfect she is actually very insecure about loving and she wants a guy that would love her for who she is. She is probably also insecure about her body. She wants a guy to be devoted and communicative. Don't call her marijuana.

I'm thinking about asking Mary Jane out. She is amazing and real with people. I hope she goes out with me.

Mary Jane by Loyola2018 April 15, 2016