life

a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. there is no known cure.

the aim of life is to stay alive until you die

by bunda September 23, 2012

Life

a living place where nothing is perfect. Everything don't turn your way but it will

"I hate myself."
"Thats life dude."

by Heyitmehh July 12, 2015

life

Getting your shit hole eat out

She tossed my salad and it felt so freaking wonderful is the life

by gcock June 3, 2013

Life

The thing that makes me go insane everyday

Life makes me feel depressed.

by memes that keep me going February 8, 2018

Life

Something you wish you never came accross

A pain in the ass is called life.

by The Funnyone February 21, 2020

Life

A beautiful lie

People like life because it is a beautiful lie and they hate death because it is the painful truth.

by Katnipp June 4, 2014

life

a joke

Josh: Hey wanna hear a joke?
Daniel: Sure.
Josh: Your life.
Daniel: :(

by Unknowntactics October 15, 2014