Pilot Goggles

When a girl is going down on her man & licks the area underneath his balls, his balls end up covering her eyes, and from his point of view, it looks like she has pilot goggles on.

"Darling, those were some lovely pilot goggles you were sporting last night...thanks for the blow job."

by Lynn Smith December 19, 2006

Girlfriend Goggles

Almost the opposite to Beer-Goggles

When a guy believes that no other girl is hot because he has a girlfriend.

"That chick over there is pretty hot"

"Nah not really"

"Oh shit he has girlfriend goggles on ignore him."

by PMOSLICE January 11, 2010

google call

Getting a call from a friend to look up something for you on google when they are in a store, in the field, or otherwise not near a computer.

Calls from grocery stores are quite common, often asking for lists of ingrediants.

Derived from "Booty Call"

My girlfriend just google called me from Escondito to find her a radio station.

by Prof_Moriarity September 20, 2006

Google Jockey

Somebody who answers a question asked by a teacher, friend, etc by typing the question into Google or another search engine and belting out the first thing they see. Can be done on the phone, in class, etc.

Mrs. Lenox: What is the exact number for Pi?

Jimmy: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097
4944592307816406286208998628034825342117067

Mrs. Lenox: Stop being a Google Jockey and answer with your knowledge, not Google's.

by Jewash December 18, 2008

google-time

"invest a little google time"
deciding that an idea, problem or fact is deserving of several minutes of research via google.com

Your time is valuable and the internet is full of distractions thus making google-time a commodity.

after recent conversations with my wife, I've decided to invest a little google-time into better understanding why our betta fish hasn't eaten anything since we bought him almost 2 weeks ago.

by cweave January 25, 2011

Google Off

Goofing off on Google.com. Searching random things, reading blogs, and all around wasting time on Google searches instead of doing another possibly more important activity.

Well, if we don't have any work to do, I guess we get to Google Off today.

What did you do all day, Google Off?

Are you Googling Off or working?

by BRileyD August 29, 2011

Frog goggle

v. to place the scrotum on the bridge of the nose so the testicles cover the 'frog gogglee's' eyes.

For our six month anniversary I wanted to give my girlfriend more than a simple tea bagging so I frog goggled her.

by Moe Spislack April 14, 2009