Definitions by PMOSLICE

Girlfriend Goggles 

Almost the opposite to Beer-Goggles

When a guy believes that no other girl is hot because he has a girlfriend.

"That chick over there is pretty hot"

"Nah not really"

"Oh shit he has girlfriend goggles on ignore him."

Girlfriend Goggles by PMOSLICE January 11, 2010

Sober Soldier 

A person who remains sober at a party to ensure the safety of their friend by preventing them from commiting stupid acts involving violence, drugs and sex.

Bro heading out to an acid party with mona can you be my sober soldier?

sure bro!

Sober Soldier by PMOSLICE December 16, 2009

Riverstoned 

When you become drunk and high at the same time.

Bro wana come over and get riverstoned?

sweet ill bring the weed you bring the beer.

awesome!

Riverstoned by PMOSLICE November 18, 2009