fudgeboat

a foolish, rude, or inattentive person; derisive slang for "jerk"

Hey fudgeboat! Pay attention to what I'm saying!

by Cassi S. March 15, 2005

Fudge Butler

The act of placing your anal deposits on a silver tray and serving it to your partner (normaly while still warm).

That skat bitch loved it when i performed my hot, fresh, fudge butler.

by MarcusB September 3, 2005

Fudge nuggets

Slang for "fuck" or "shit"

Oh fudge nuggets, I forgot to bring pencil crayons.

NUGGETS! I stubbed my toe.

by KendyKilljoy August 19, 2014

Corn Eyed Fudge Dragon

Another juicy adjective used to describe a large, serpentine bowel movement. This saying came into being when I dropped a hefty deuce one night and then looked down into the bowl of the toilet only to see that I was being stared up at by something resembling a large serpentine dragon with two corn eyes and a peanut grin.

Verily, the brave knight hath slain the Corn Eyed Fudge Dragon!

by Dirty_Mister_Bent August 29, 2010

West Virginia Fudge

The sexual act of having your cousin defecate onto your genitals or chest after intercourse with her.

"I tell you what Bubba, Marry Sue gave me about a pound of West Virginia Fudge last night"

by Funnydan December 31, 2011

fudgepack

The act or form of clogging ass through vicious assramming.

After the circlejerk, Zach fudgepacked Nolan.

by Owen Williamson & Dominic La Rondie June 25, 2005

Fudge Donut

When one ejaculates in another's mouth, and does a shit on top, THEN squeezes their cheeks, making the "custard" ooze out from the mouth, thus creating a Fudge Donut

Customer: Ill take a Fudge Donut please

Baker: Are you sure...?

Customer: Hell yeah!

(or)

I totally gave Bernie's Grandmother a fudge donut last night.

by Stegy McCazcaz October 10, 2008