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New York Football Giants (2010)

(n.)- A premature ejaculation. Not to be confused with the act of prematurely ejaculating or the actual ejaculate itself, this is the non-tangible objectification of the action "to prematurely ejaculate". This describes the demeanor of an object which can't hold onto an absurdly biased advantage or lead due to excitement and/or lack of skill/experience.
1. James was frequently picked last for every team sport in high school due to the fact that he was known to be a New York Football Giants (2010).

2. Did you just punt the ball to the most feared returner on the Philadelphia Eagles instead of kicking it out of bounds? Did said most feared returner actually return the ball for a touchdown with no time left on the clock? Did you just lose your 21 point lead and actually blow the game? You're such a New York Football Giants (2010).
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duh football 

An expression used upon doing something hare-brained or stupid.
Egads! I completely forgot to turn off the circuit breaker before sticking my penis across those bare wires, duh football!
duh football by Dentar July 30, 2008

Pick up a football 

Popularized by Twitter user @dril.

A Sentence used to tell someone that they're a complete moron, and should go outside for a while, instead of making much more of a fool of themselves
Person A: "I just played World of Warcraft for 12 hours straight.."
Person B: "Dude... Go pick up a football."
Pick up a football by Pimp Roosl November 1, 2020

Monkey fucking a football

Used to describe a group of people trying to complete a seemingly mindless task and fucking it all up.
Watching the roughnecks make up BHA was like watching a monkey fucking a football.

winter football

A common nickname for bandy, a form of hockey played with a small ball on an ice rink the size of a football field.
I watch football when there is no snow on the ground, but bandy is the winter football.
winter football by Christmasy January 22, 2016

crabcakes and football 

...that's what Maryland does!
*after a touchdown pass* "YES! Crabcakes and football! That's what Maryland does!"

Wenatchee Football 

A team who no longer can say is better than Eastmont. Eastmont officially owns both sides of the valley
“You hear about Wenatchee Football
“Yeah Eastmont owns them”