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Definitions by Christmasy

Watermelon 

A term to describe politicians who are environmentally friendly in their speeches (green) but use the environmental issues as an excuse to enforce more government control and restricting private property, thus in reality being socialist (red).
- He has nice visions for the environment but do you realise he thinks you should give up control of your property for this?
- Oh, so he's a watermelon?
- Yes, that's right.
Watermelon by Christmasy June 25, 2021

Snoopy's Nose Tits 

Well-formed women's breasts, looking like the nose of cartoon dog Snoopy.
That cute woman had the best looking tits I've seen for a long time, they were virtual Snoopy's Nose Tits.
Snoopy's Nose Tits by Christmasy January 22, 2016

winter football

A common nickname for bandy, a form of hockey played with a small ball on an ice rink the size of a football field.
I watch football when there is no snow on the ground, but bandy is the winter football.
winter football by Christmasy January 22, 2016

suecophile

Someone with a love for everything Swedish, the Swedish language and culture. The word is based on Lating "Suecia" (Sweden) and Greek "philia" ('love for', 'fondness of'). Compare with anglophile, francophile etc.
He loves Volvo, IKEA, Ingmar Bergman's movies, Moomin trolls and everything else from the Swedish cultural sphere, so he is a real suecophile.
suecophile by Christmasy January 18, 2016