FalseQwap

A feature of the Qwap game, where the attempting Qwapper Qwaps someone who hasn't said "what" by itself or at the end of a sentence.

Person: "What? Nevermind."

FalseQwapper: "Qwap!"

Everyone in attendance: "FalseQwap!"
NOTE: If it is Monday, the FalseQwapper must do 5 pushups.

by Never The Qwappee April 21, 2011

Falsenotifications

The Facebook notifications you get when other people comment on things you have also commented on, write on event walls of which you are attending, or other useless notifications that are not aimed at you thus creating a false sense of gratification for having a said notification(s).

57 notifications!! Wow Im so popu...ah damnit theyre all falsenotifications from Andrew's status comments. I'm so lame.

by Mabannon May 11, 2011

Falsebooking

Creating fake friends and lavish stories involving said friends on facebook.

Moe: Did you hear that Johnson's friend Abdi won the lottery and are now on the run from Italian space program?

Lester: No way man, that guy is is totally falsebooking.

by Fandango Drift October 22, 2011

false wetness

the usage of a sexual lubricant. specifically, using a lubricant without your partner's knowledge is "bearing false wetness."

"man, i thought my girlfriend was really ready for me last night, but later when i snuck into her purse i found out she was bearing false wetness. isn't that a sin?"

by dankhaddock October 17, 2012

false alarm

When you want to fck so you text your booty call to ask where shes at. But you end up wanking it by the time they respond. Thus losing the desire to bang.

Dude: Fck, Im so horny after this lunch. Wonder were Girl is.

{SextMessenger}
Dude> Hey whats up?
*1 hour later..
Girl> Not much, just bored! What about you?
Dude> Nm, False alarm.

by sdletsdance October 26, 2012

False Hipster

A person who enjoys the style of a hipster without having to be one.

"With those thick glasses, beard, beanie, and skinney jeans, Will looks like such a False Hipster."

by CjWolfman July 21, 2013

falleyoffmore

When a pork chop is so moist, the breading falls off more than usual.

"The pork chop was so moist and delicious, but the breading was falleyoffmore"

by mafiaxts4 January 28, 2014