2 definitions by CjWolfman

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Someone who is very generous with their saliva when making out, and at times when using tongue with drip spit.
"Dude, that girl at the bar was so hot but she was such a Slobber Jockey!"
by CjWolfman July 01, 2013
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A person who enjoys the style of a hipster without having to be one.
"With those thick glasses, beard, beanie, and skinney jeans, Will looks like such a False Hipster."
by CjWolfman July 01, 2013
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