Drunken Martyr

1) Your buddy gets too drunk and starts making a fool of himself. Someone (also quite drunk) takes it upon themselves to help them, usually poorly, and becomes the drunken martyr.

Person 1: "Did you hear about how Randy puked on Anna when she tried to help him last night? He was so drunk he couldn't even walk outside."

Person 2: "Well, that's what happens when you try and be a drunken martyr."

by lavish May 20, 2014

drunkerer

to be drunk to the point where you don't know your own name

last night Dave was totally drunkerer

by proofoflife June 13, 2014

drunken weekend

3 glorious days of being drunk off your ass

Chris had an epic drunken weekend from Thursday to Saturday where he doesn't remember shit but knows he had a great time.

by Frattdaddy July 10, 2014

drunkenciliation

To drunkenly reconcile with someone you've been fighting with, only to return to hating them the next morning.

Sara: "So you're back to hating Jill?"
Nancy: "When did I stop?"
Sara: "You guys seemed pretty chummy at the office party last night when you forgave her for sleeping with your boyfriend."
Nancy: "Nah, that was just a drunkenciliation."

by hany August 21, 2014

drunkerella

A drunk princess

damn, u see beccy she gone totally drunkerella

by xerochrono February 8, 2015

drunken scoop

When its drunk o clock and the guy or girl comes to the part between the time of 2am - am and scoops up everyone who is DTF

Bob just did a drunken scoop on all of Chrissy's hammered friends!

Ew, Chris is such a drunken scoop guy - stay away!

by whatchuiwant May 14, 2015

Drunken blumpkin

Giving a guy a blow job while drinking whiskey off his cock.

Damn man, I was so slobbernockered I gave drunken blumpkin.

by Tdiddy83 October 7, 2016