1.Someone who teaches piano to one handed retards.
2. The act of totally sucking.
3. Most hippies
4. A complete tool box
2. The act of totally sucking.
3. Most hippies
4. A complete tool box
"That filthy douche whistler just stole my wallet!..but damn this one armed retarded kid is good at piano."
by Jeffrey Anderson July 25, 2009
Get the douche whistlermug. Long, excess part of one's belt, that hangs down in a douchy way, possibly bringing attention to one's genitalia. Only exhibited by an individuals with belts that are way too long.
Wearing a size 54 belt to hold up size 46 trousers, or short trousers, dangling that excess piece of leather...or other synthetic fiber belt. That braided douche tail really kicks it up one notch.
by zach galifinoccia February 14, 2012
Get the Douche Tailmug. Young Males that hang around the malls with razored spike haircuts normally with dye stripes.
Always has at least 1 or 2 flake plastic earings and or ipod white earphones that arent attached to anything.
They are normally skinny pacific islanders and dress like its 1989 and hanging out or stalking 13 year old girls.
Always has at least 1 or 2 flake plastic earings and or ipod white earphones that arent attached to anything.
They are normally skinny pacific islanders and dress like its 1989 and hanging out or stalking 13 year old girls.
by Moneyshot NZ December 13, 2009
Get the Mall Douchemug. Douche disclosure occurs when you have coordinated a vulnerability disclosure with a vendor. The vendors agree on a patch release date. Then you, the researcher, begin talking about the vulnerability in the media weeks before the patch date. You get extra douche points for naming the vulnerability, creating a logo, and publicizing this. For maximum douche points, you ensure that the name of the vulnerability points other researchers to the location of the bug in the underlying protocol, weeks before patch release.
by malwarejake July 13, 2016
Get the Douche Disclosuremug. by fnoodles November 5, 2009
Get the Douche Moogermug. Term used to connote the ultimate douchery (i.e., when "douche canoe" or "douche rocketry" does not sufficiently capture a person douchiness).
by solegit1234 February 22, 2014
Get the Douche Yachtmug. Dust created by any obnoxious vehicle movement, for example:
Drifting
Skidding
Revving up your fucking car Kyle!
Drifting
Skidding
Revving up your fucking car Kyle!
Josh: duuuuuude I just got hit by some Douche dust!
Jokokokokokokokokooko: What the hell is Douche Dust?
Jokokokokokokokokooko: What the hell is Douche Dust?
by manisgod420 April 15, 2020
Get the Douche Dustmug.