Chocolate Bandage Of Doom

Where you're visiting a friends or partner's house the first few times and you need to poop. So you wrap your hand in toilet paper and poop in your hand then when you're done quietly put it in the toilet making as less noise as possible!

"Yeah Susan, I was at John's house for the first time and I needed to do the Chocolate Bandage of Doom!"

Or

"I didn't do the Chocolate Bandage Of Doom properly a nugget fell off my hand and onto the floor...!"

by Queen Noodle October 3, 2017

tower of doom

When an orgy turns into a stack of "69" 'ing resulting in a tower of doom!

"Kennedy" - Dude that tower of doom last night was insane!

"Ainsley" - Did you stack my teletubbies into a tower of doom?

by TeletubbiesAssNuggetz October 26, 2017

BND of doom

I scary logo with Viacom and BND combined. basically Viacom and a jumpscare as soon as it ends. The Jumpscare is with the BND mask with its tongue sticking out and eyes open, cracking the screen and screaming at the viewer, then zooming out and disappearing.

7 year old kid: MOMMY IM SCARED OF THE BND OF DOOM IT SCARED ME

by ChrDur1 May 18, 2020

Brother's Doomborn

When you and a friend tie a loop to either end of a rope, throw it over a sturdy bar and fit a loop to each of your necks and proceed to choke each other while you both masturbate.

Hey Frank, wanna go have a Brother's Doomborn in the supply closet?

by OGvodgobbo June 29, 2021

Doomerang

One of those Girls/boys you meet and they seem normal and real nice. Then they turn out to be an absolute psycho, they won't delete you number when you ask them to, pretend the don't like you (when they obviously do) , when you turn them down they flip, and call you fucked up names, and text text text you till you can't ignore them. You have tried everything to get rid of them, saying you have a GF, being as polite as you can, even being an absolute cock to them, they wont leave you alone, they keep coming back like a boomerang, but its worse its a Goddam! Doomerang.

Boy1: Who's that keep sending you texts?
Boy2: This girl from work i've told her im not interested at all but she still keeps on texting me man, its driving me mental
Boy1: Shit man that bitch is a Doomerang

Girl1: I met this boy and gave him my number, he seemed really nice but he turned out to be a bit weird
Girl2: OMG you better hope he aint a doomerang or your never get rid of him, shouldn't have gave him your number!

by Jevil Child June 19, 2011

Doom Seed

A Doom Seed is another term for when your iPod dies in between 18 months and 2 years.

Bob: "Oh man, my iPods Doom Seed sprouted!"

Bill: "Too bad man, my Zune is still working."

by HappyZuneOwner August 21, 2009

Vortex of Doom

When a woman's vag eats part of their pants, only you wish that it hadn't. May also be used to describe butt cleavage.

Matt was scouting out some vortexes, suddenly he saw five vortexes of doom out of the corner of his eye. He feared for his eyesight so he left as quickly as he could while still drawing no attention to himself. He remembered what he had been told about these kinds of vortexes. "Alone, a vortex of doom is very weak, but when many attack you at once, they can be very dangerous. The problem is that when you try to look away, you end up looking at another one. It would be similar to burning you hand on something hot, but when you pull away you impale you hand on a rusty nail."

by Dr. Quantum Infinity January 10, 2010