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Where you're visiting a friends or partner's house the first few times and you need to poop. So you wrap your hand in toilet paper and poop in your hand then when you're done quietly put it in the toilet making as less noise as possible!
"Yeah Susan, I was at John's house for the first time and I needed to do the Chocolate Bandage of Doom!"

Or

"I didn't do the Chocolate Bandage Of Doom properly a nugget fell off my hand and onto the floor...!"
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by Queen Noodle October 03, 2017
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