Deep Sea Decking 

Taking a shit in the lobster tank at Red Lobster.

"The service, as usual, wasn't up to par at the local Red Lobster. To show my unapproval, with the manager and the hot jailbait hostess watching I decided to go deep sea decking on my way out. That'll show them not to serve me cold cheddar bay biscuits."

Deep Sea Decking by king o the sea April 20, 2010

Inter-dicking

An amalgamation of Internet Private-Dicking. Also known as cyber sleuthing, googling, or facebook creeping.

After getting the name of this really hot chick at the bar last night, I got home and did some inter-dicking and found some totally hot boobie pics of her.

Inter-dicking by jory g April 3, 2011

ducking 

the word that everyone forgets means to duck under something and has nothing to do with ducks when autocorrect ducks up your day.

taylor: rylee you are a ducking bitch
taylor: DUCKING*****
taylor: DUCK! i meant DUCKING!!!
taylor: i’m going to ducking kill myself right now
rylee: fuck you

ducking by cassandraaaaaaaaaaaaagon April 21, 2019

a good dicking 

That which all secretly want & need, a bloody good root.

- the specifics are in the name

Chap no 1: Dave, Jim just gave me a good dicking around the back of dads shed!

Dave: Aw mate what you tell me that for

Chap no 1: Then i gave 'im one back!

a good dicking by huge ass Pupple June 7, 2016

dicking around 

Wasting time, not being productive.

"Hurry up, we're going to be late. Stop dicking around and get ready."

dicking around by Ku-be-yaa October 30, 2003

ducking fisgusted 

It means, "fucking disgusted" but bypasses the onboard censor found in many online BBSs, fora, and games.

I'm ducking fisgusted.
It is 100 in the shade, not counting the humidity factor - the kind of weather that brings out all the worst in people...and, doncha know, cancha tell, this evening was *my* turn to be abused by a 'Honky Blocker'.

ducking fisgusted by Telephony July 11, 2014

Dickington Pie 

The act of ramming a penis into a pie, usually filled with custard or cherry.

Person 1: did you see Nathan last night?
Person 2: yeah he just made a dickington pie in front of everyone

Dickington Pie by chickendippersinmeass July 22, 2016