Guac Docking

Inserting oneself, often forcefully, into a tub of guacamole so as to let ones genitalia marinade for some time.

Chad: " I don't know who I banged last night, but I've got some stank dick!!!"
Sam: "You didn't screw anyone man; you got really drunk, got angry after getting rejected, and just ended up passing our with your dick in the party's bowl of guac!"
Chad: "Oh yeah! I love me some guac docking"

by fittyC June 14, 2015

space dock

when constipated, substituting a chocolate-covered frozen banana to space dock into a women's pussy

Last night my best girl and i went to the county fair and i space docked her inside the funhouse.

by e fuego October 16, 2008

space docking

to excrete inside a condom, freeze the condom and then use like a penis to give some one anal plessure.

the man went to his freezer and got the condom he had loaded the night before and "docked" it inside his boyfriends rectum

by dave December 7, 2003

Dock Spit

1. The accumulation of oral waste around the coastline.
2. Ignorance or incompetence.

Chingas bah, ya doin' a pack of Dock Spit!

by Eyelander August 17, 2010

Space docking

Is the sexual act of going butt hole to butt hole with someone and taking a shit while forcing it in to the other person

The object is to share the longest turd you can with out breaking

While I was space docking the girl friend she turned on so much we went right into the human centipede

by In you deep March 1, 2017

AB Docking

The act of sticking a penis inside another man's penis.

Last night I was AB Docking with those men in prison.

by Alexthebubbarunner January 8, 2011

space docking

When two men of which one is circumcised and one is not...engaging in a sexual act of putting the circumcised persons penis inside the foreskin of the uncircumcised persons penis. That is a true space dock

Hey Brandon wanna be my space docking partner?
Brandon is a really good space docking station.

by bubbleebottom November 2, 2014