desperbragger

A person who brags about the littlest things to try to feel better about him/herself

A: Ahh just woke up, hey B, you up?
B: yeah i was just pretending to sleep, i wake up earlier than you
A: god you are such a desperbragger

OR

A: i can brush my teeth faster than you
B: now whos the desperbragger?

by anonymous8336 August 26, 2009

Deperipheralization

A gesture which is used to create a barrier in the line of peripheral sight with the hand in order to indicate the subject being deperipheralized has said/done something incredibly asinine.

Kyle made a stupid comment in the meeting toady and all of the women in proximity to him used their paperwork to achieve Deperipheralization

by Tandem Segue February 27, 2011

Desperation Drunk

When you get drunk enough that you start throwing yourself at anything that moves.

Man, did you see Hank the other night?
Yea, ever since his last girl left him, he goes out and gets desperation drunk to try to get any action he can, even with that ugly slut, Mary.

by dr1nk January 24, 2012

desperation beer

The beer you only drink when you're out of options. Usually left in your fridge by someone else. Often Coors Light.

"Better do a beer run, all I've got left are two Desperation Beers!"

by PapaTangoRomeo February 14, 2012

Desperary

During the month of February, when your ex gets desperate and tries to hit you up.

Jane: Billy just texted me.
Lilly: What I thought you guys were done?
Jane: We are but its Desperary.

by littlelady March 1, 2014

desperate hag

A woman who spends the majority of their day stalking and spreading untrue rumors about another person that's had nothing, and wants nothing, to do with them for an extended length of time. Exampl

That broad who's running that hate page on Instagram is a total Desperate Hag.

by Team Harris April 18, 2015

dipper boy

Just a good ol boy who means no harm. He prefers smokeless tobbaco over regular old cigarettes. And will have your back through thick and fin

He's just a good ol dipper boy.

A real dipper boy has your back through everything.

by Pig Pen August 29, 2016