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Croledance

"Corporate pole dance" A gesture or speech an executive makes to save face during bad times. For instance , at some point just before the CEO closes an event he showers accolades on his peers (many true but just as many of the compliments are untrue).
“It looks like our CEO saved his severance package because he did an excellent croledance before he announced he would be leaving”.

One version of the croledance is when executives mention how hard it is for them to implement layoffs, off-shoring or outsourcing.
by uberdoppleganger April 12, 2009
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croem

crap+poem = croem

a meaningless yet cool poem written just for fun sake. more the crappiness, better the croem.
Hey guys, check out my new croem:
< your crappy (yet cool) poem >
by stratwine May 19, 2009
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Croess

An upper-class way of saying "That's sh*t!!". derived from the word "cross", as in "unhappy".
That is so croess!!
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cowern

The stinky crud that develops between the toes. Toe jam.
I've been wearing these shoes for a very long time, and now my toes have cowern between them.
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Cowelling

When the outline of a Gentleman's Junk can be seen through his trousers, almost vacuum packed.

Cowelling usually occurs when one undertakes the style of trouser wearing pioneered by pop-presario Simon Cowell.
His spandex trousers were unreal, the cowelling really frighted the ladies off.
by ITsMe_yawD December 7, 2010
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crosenbaum

A tool.
Someone who signs out on you mid conversation.
One who wears pinstripe shirts and thinks he's cool.
Wow he signed out on me mid conversation. What a crosenbaum.
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Cowels

Cancer of the Bowel, also known as "the Cowels"
He's got a touch of the cowels!
by Mr. O'Leprosy March 14, 2011
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