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peluquin
oh shit look, trump's bowel lit af again
bowel by martatarta April 14, 2018

bowel towels

Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.
bowel towels by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009

Bowel Rot 

The action done by your dad when he lets loose a absolutely foul, sickening, putrid, pungent, wet, skunk ass fart when you are in the car and he locks the windows so you have no relief of fresh air.

The smell will be so bad and so foul and rancid that your insides feel like they decay and rot and turn to slop.
Dad: *Rips Rank ass*

Brother: TF is that smell?!

Sister: Bro was that you?!

Brother: No!

Mother: It is something more terrible then we can all imagine, something so bad and ungodly that even Satan hides like a bitch, it's a killer of titans, slayer of leviathans, something so horrendous and inescapable that many have perished in vain attempts to release themselves from this bowel rot.

Dad: I just ripped ass teehee.

*Locks window*

Brother: Oh shit

Sister: Dad, please unlock the windows!
Bowel Rot by HughJass1986 July 16, 2023

bowel butter 

Human feaces that have the consistency of butter (moist and pastey). Tend to smear the bowl (causing ceramic mascara)
The bar staff were horrified at the bowel butter smeared over the establishment's toilet facilities
bowel butter by Zonal K June 25, 2018

Bowel-Like Movement 

An experience or thing that looks and feels just like taking a crap.
Dude, That protest was so stupid, it was a Bowel-Like Movement (BLM) for sure!
Bowel-Like Movement by Tacobaxter October 31, 2020

Bowel Movement 

The discharge of waste matter from the large intestine; defecation. In other words, taking a shit.
My mom calls me at work to check if I had a healthy bowel movement.
Bowel Movement by Wolowitz' Mother December 30, 2011