cooked masterpiece 

what a boy calls a girl in a sad attempt to call her hot

Boy: "Linda you cooked masterpiece"
Linda: wtf

cooked masterpiece by fkcnt69 June 23, 2021

crookerd 

if you fucking say this ur just saying CROOKED wrong. so shut the hell up. its CROOK-ED. GOD

yo her teeth are crookerd
shut the hell up its CROOK-ED

crookerd by smellywellybellyiskelly August 7, 2021

Cooked

Someone who is absolutely blitz e.g, bro you're cooked did you rinse a 24 pack or hit the glass barbie?

Also someone who has no idea what the fuck is going on l.

Sup Cory what the fuck are you talking about... bro you are fucken cooked have you been on the glass barbie again?

Cooked by DR Tipple September 5, 2021

CRONKED

When you totally get nelked with the boys 🤟

You tryna get absolutely cronked on Friday?!?!?

CRONKED by Hunty z October 27, 2021

Croaked 

Sleeping peacefully, sleeping without wanting to get up, deep sleep

“Once I got off work, I went home and croaked”

Croaked by Keetheweirdo November 24, 2021

Cooked

Milo

*A wild Milo appears*
“You beauty. Have a geez at that boys”

As he plants a Woodstock.

I think Milo has cooked it

Cooked by 98ammms January 24, 2022

Cooked

Getting on the bags & not sleeping for 3 days

I was cooked like Jack last night

Cooked by anonymous March 19, 2022